"I wake up to find it's another four aspirin morning, and I dive in. I put on the same clothes I wore yesterday. When did society decide that we had to change and wash a tee shirt after every individual use? If it's not dirty, I'm gonna wear it. I take the stairs to the car and there's fog on the windows. I need caffeine in my blood stream, I take caffeine in the blood stream.
I grip the wheel and all at once I realize: My life has become a boring pop song and everyone's singing along."